Teen Store
is designed by old people over
thirty years old, who closely watch teens and try to
think of ways to make money off of them. All of our
items are produced in Southeast Asian countries by
underpaid child labor, for the convinience of our
profit margins. If it was hip on the streets 6 months
ago, we have it here for at least $40. If you are sooper
crazy kids, girls you can shop in the boys section, and boys
in the girls! Kids, borrow a credit card for your purchases
and follow our links to sex, drugs and rock and roll that won't
be intercepted by the censorship software your parents installed!
Hey extra super bonus,
come by the dating service
and find a neat date off the internet!
